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It's just so sad.

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What's going on?

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Sass has been posting up
on that bench

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for three days,
pathetically waiting for Joan.

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She said
she'd be back November 28.

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That's the day the lovers

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in her steamboat romcom
finally kissed.

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But unlike the plucky heroine
in Choppy Waters,

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this woman clearly has
no intention of returning.

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Someone needs
to just set him straight.

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We can't have him sitting out
on that bench all day.

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- I know. Poor guy.
- No.

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I mean, he's in direct view
of my pondering window.

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I don't want to be looking
at that sad sack while I ponder.

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Agreed. We should say something.

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Um... hey, guys.

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Hey, Sass. There's our slugger.

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I'm starting to worry
that Joan's not coming back.

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That maybe
she doesn't like me anymore?

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Uh, is that crazy?

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- No.
- What? - Not possible.

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- She's obsessed with you.
- Great.

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So, I should go back out there
and wait, or...

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Absolutely.

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- Okay.
- Although, maybe you should try

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waiting at the bench
at the back of the house.

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If memory serves, I believe,

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last time,
she arrived from the south.

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Yeah. Good call. Okay.

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Thanks, guys.

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Poor schmuck.

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Somebody should really
say something. Hmm.

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Oh, man, last night was rough.

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Oh, the dishwasher broke
at Mahesh.

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And then Sass came
into my dreams

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to whine about Joan. Again.

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- Sass is in here.
- Oh, boy.

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Ah, sorry for bending your ear,
Jay.

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Oh. Also, Natalie Portman was
in his dream last night. Again.

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You know, Sass, now that Jay

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has so callously brought it up,
it does seem

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like Joan might not
be coming back.

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Yes, Sasappis. I'm sorry.

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I know that's difficult to hear.

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Oh, you guys are right.

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I'm such an idiot, and...
ugh, why is love so hard?

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- Guess who's getting married?!
- Oh, my God.

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- Eric proposed?
- No, but he's going to.

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Imminently. Get this.
He called me,

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asked me if my nails were done.

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And said he's coming
to visit tomorrow.

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And last week,
he asked me for my ring size.

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I'm so happy for you.

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Oh, let me also note
that there are no employee

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or family discounts
for weddings at the mansion.

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- Jay...
- Bela, I'm so excited for you.

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It is kind of a bummer
I know it's coming, though.

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I guess I just always imagined

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that my proposal
would be a surprise.

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Ah, your proposals

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don't always go the way
you expect them to go.

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When I proposed to Sam,
it was a bit of a mess,

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but ultimately,
it didn't matter,

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because
it's not about the proposal.

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- Uh-huh.
- Oof. That "uh-huh" tells a sad tale.

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So, have you given any thought
to a maid of honor?

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You know what's crazy?

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I've never even been one.

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Seriously, Sam? So thirsty.

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Yeah. I don't actually know if
we're gonna do wedding parties.

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Incredible. That question
was so uncomfortable,

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it caused Bela to abandon

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wedding parties completely.

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Oh, it would be so boring
to be a ghost

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- in the house of a socially adept Living.
- Mm.

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- We are lucky.
- Hmm.

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Life is hard
in the basement, Peter.

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Those freaks sleep standing up.

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Well, no one's forcing you
to live down there.

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I have to establish residency.

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I lost the upstairs primary.

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Now, my only chance

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at winning the ghost
representative election lies

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in my securing the nomination
of the basement ghosts.

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How do you sleep standing up?

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I don't. I haven't.

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And the only thing worse
than the nights are the days...

88
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with the wall-to-wall
water-heater talk.

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"Have you heard that gurgle?"

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"Ooh,
that's a pretty good gurgle."

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Isaac, why are you doing this
to yourself?

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Even if you win, the position
doesn't even mean that much.

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It means everything, Peter.

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I'm an elected official
who's never won an election.

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Uh, I mean,
maybe you can get Sam

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to move a cot
down there for you.

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No, no, no, no, no.

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If I am to win their vote,

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I need to show
that I am one of them.

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A man of the people.

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You see, Peter...

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Isaac?

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- Isaac!
- Yes. Gurgles.

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Heard the gurgles. Ooh.

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And the order for the
new dishwasher has been placed,

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which is the least exciting
thing I've ever spent money on.

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My dishwasher slept
with my husband.

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Quit your complaining.

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I'm such an idiot.

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What happened?

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Eric's not coming.
There's no engagement.

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I got completely Sasappis'd.

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What was that? Sasappis'd?

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Some people are using it
as a sort of catchall

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for experiencing profound
romantic disappointment.

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- What's going on?
- Eric just called

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and said
he's canceling his trip.

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He said he had
an "architecture emergency."

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This term made the leap
to the Livings?

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When something's catchy, bro.
You should be flattered.

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And get this. The reason

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he asked my ring size is

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because he's getting us
his and hers bowling balls.

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Well, you know...

125
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Oh, no, Jay's terrible
at silver linings.

126
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...it's almost the weekend.

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That ain't even connected.
What is wrong with him?

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I can't believe I thought
he was going to propose.

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I just paid a woman $100 to put
snail mucus all over my face.

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Snail mucus, Jay!

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In my day, we powdered our faces

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with lead and arsenic.

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We didn't know. We didn't care.

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We looked incredible.

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I'm gonna go watch
some bowling tutorials,

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'cause that's my life now.

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Just a sad bowling lady

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with great skin
and a well-fit ball.

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TGIF.

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Just stop.

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She's going to be so surprised.

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Wait,
what are you talking about?

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Eric didn't actually cancel.
He just pretended to cancel

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so he could surprise her.

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- I called him and gave him the idea.
- Babe, I don't think

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this is something you should
be getting involved in.

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Oh, come on. I just want Bela
to love her proposal.

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It's something that only happens
once. It's a big deal.

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Does this have something to do
with our proposal?

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No.

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- That's a yes.
- Okay,

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first of all, obviously,
I wasn't planning on doing it

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on the tarmac at JFK
after a baby puked in your lap.

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- What the hell?
- I was gonna do it

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in the Bahamas, but then,
I pulled out a napkin

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from my pocket, and also,
accidentally, the ring,

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and then,
you saw the ring, and...

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And then you said a bunch
of swear words, and you said,

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"I guess you know
I want to marry you."

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And I love that that's
our story, Jay. I really do.

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But we have the chance
to give Bela one

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that makes her really happy,
so why not try?

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Okay.

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You know, what I had planned
was pretty cool, by the way.

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Mark, the contractor...
he proposed in a Rite Aid, so...

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Now he's just listing
worse proposals?

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This is not
where you want to be, bro.

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Oh, yes.

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Oh, yes.

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Ah.

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Mm.

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Well...

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...well, well.

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A gal goes out
for an evening cheese sniff,

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and what does she find?

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A stinker.

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- I can explain.
- Oh, you're not one of us.

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You're a lay-down cushion boy,

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and you're never gonna be
our ghost representative.

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No! I'm a man of the people.

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- Oh, you're a man of the couch.
- No!

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Nancy, wait.

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I was just resting my eyes.

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I loathe being prone.

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Nancy!

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Oh, it's so beautiful.

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And it fits.

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The bowling ball fits.

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Hey, there, Bela.

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Um, I'm Sass.

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Sass? What are you doing here?

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I can go into people's dreams.
It's not a big deal.

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But it is a tier-one power.

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Anyway, I just came
to check on you.

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I heard about the whole
engagement disappointment.

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That's really nice of you.

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Look, I get it.

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I've been going through
kind of a tough time myself.

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Thanks.

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Tomorrow is going to be so fun.

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I can't wait
to see the look on Bela's face.

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Yeah. I just...
I hated seeing her so upset.

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Jay, it's one night.

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Then she'll have the rest
of her life to be happy.

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Nothing bad is going to happen

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because of one night
of disappointment.

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I mean,
maybe he'll never propose.

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Well, he'd be an idiot,
because you're awesome.

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Aw. You're awesome.

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- I'm so lonely.
- Me, too.

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Good morning, babe.
Anybody get engaged yet?

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All Eric would say
on the phone is

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that it's definitely
happening today,

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and it's going to be incredible.

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- Hey, uh, Sam, can I talk to you?
- Absolutely.

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- Sass is in here.
- Um, okay, don't really know

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how to say it, so, I'm just
going to come out with it.

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I hooked up with Jay's sister.

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- What?
- What?

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- How? - What's happening?
- In her dream.

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I went in there to commiserate,

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and, you know,
one thing led to another, and...

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Sass and Bela hooked up
in her dream.

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Oh, God.

225
00:09:08,158 --> 00:09:09,552
That crazy bitch did it.

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She finally hooked up
with a ghost.

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This is bad. This is very bad.

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Well, hold on.
Nothing really happened.

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It was just a dream.

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Interesting. Okay, I want
to go on this journey with you

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because it makes
my sister less crazy.

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And mitigates
his Natalie Portman problem.

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But I do have to point out that

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none of this would have happened

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if you hadn't meddled
in her engagement.

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What is he talking about?
What engagement?

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Bela said
that Eric's not proposing.

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Bela was mistaken,
because our friend Sam

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engineered a delay
in the proposal

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for the purpose
of setting up a surprise.

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Oh, my God.

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I'm a homewrecker.

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From virgin to homewrecker
in a matter of months.

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What a journey.

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I'm sorry, Jay. And Sass.

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But I do believe
we have a bit of a loophole...

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some moral wiggle room,
if you will...

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with the whole "hooking up
with a ghost in a dream" thing.

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- Okay.
- I can't believe

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I wasn't the first ghost
to hook up with a Living.

251
00:09:57,426 --> 00:09:58,687
It was my destiny.

252
00:09:58,861 --> 00:10:00,298
Well, what if Bela feels guilty

253
00:10:00,428 --> 00:10:01,647
and tells Eric?

254
00:10:01,734 --> 00:10:03,562
That'll blow up
the whole proposal.

255
00:10:03,692 --> 00:10:05,695
So let's get ahead of it.

256
00:10:05,826 --> 00:10:07,130
We'll talk with Bela,
and reassure her

257
00:10:07,261 --> 00:10:08,697
that she's done nothing wrong.

258
00:10:08,871 --> 00:10:10,743
Wrong, no. Weird, yes.

259
00:10:10,874 --> 00:10:12,875
And then everything
will be back on track.

260
00:10:13,006 --> 00:10:14,791
And Bela and Eric
will be engaged,

261
00:10:14,922 --> 00:10:15,879
and I will be the maid of honor,

262
00:10:16,052 --> 00:10:18,099
and I'll push for a fall wedding
because...

263
00:10:18,273 --> 00:10:20,317
I'm an autumn.

264
00:10:20,491 --> 00:10:22,451
Her eyes went black
when she said that.

265
00:10:22,625 --> 00:10:23,844
It was terrifying.

266
00:10:23,931 --> 00:10:25,975
All right, Isaac.

267
00:10:26,106 --> 00:10:28,673
We discussed your situation
and came to a decision.

268
00:10:28,804 --> 00:10:30,327
There was a large contingent

269
00:10:30,458 --> 00:10:32,243
that wanted
to kick you out of the basement.

270
00:10:32,417 --> 00:10:34,898
But we think you deserve
a chance to prove yourself.

271
00:10:34,985 --> 00:10:37,596
- Of course. Anything, name it.
- Okay.

272
00:10:37,726 --> 00:10:39,467
If you want
to stay in the basement,

273
00:10:39,554 --> 00:10:40,860
then you got to participate

274
00:10:40,990 --> 00:10:43,080
in one of
our most cherished rituals.

275
00:10:44,211 --> 00:10:45,299
Fight club.

276
00:10:45,474 --> 00:10:47,084
Fight club?

277
00:10:47,215 --> 00:10:49,259
You don't know about fight club?
It's the best.

278
00:10:49,346 --> 00:10:50,740
I'm sorry. You've been, Peter?

279
00:10:50,913 --> 00:10:52,133
Yeah.

280
00:10:52,307 --> 00:10:53,481
I never miss it.

281
00:10:55,484 --> 00:10:58,703
Finish him!

282
00:10:58,835 --> 00:11:00,619
Yeah!

283
00:11:00,750 --> 00:11:02,970
Yeah!

284
00:11:03,144 --> 00:11:04,710
God, I love bloodsport.

285
00:11:04,841 --> 00:11:07,104
So, are you in?

286
00:11:07,235 --> 00:11:09,366
I... Yeah, sure.

287
00:11:09,498 --> 00:11:11,500
I am in. I will

288
00:11:11,586 --> 00:11:13,501
watch fight club
and cheer with great fervor.

289
00:11:13,631 --> 00:11:16,157
Oh, you're not watching, buddy.

290
00:11:16,287 --> 00:11:17,461
You're fighting.

291
00:11:17,548 --> 00:11:19,202
What?

292
00:11:19,376 --> 00:11:21,902
Hmm. So this is
the new dishwasher?

293
00:11:22,032 --> 00:11:23,947
Yeah. Apparently, it has Wi-Fi.

294
00:11:24,120 --> 00:11:25,514
Why?

295
00:11:25,644 --> 00:11:27,168
I don't know.

296
00:11:27,298 --> 00:11:31,389
Uh, Bela, we wanted to talk
with you about something.

297
00:11:32,389 --> 00:11:35,088
We know about what happened
with you and Sass.

298
00:11:35,263 --> 00:11:36,524
And we don't think
you should feel bad about it.

299
00:11:36,611 --> 00:11:38,395
Though it's fine to feel bad

300
00:11:38,570 --> 00:11:40,572
that the hookup was
with your backup ghost.

301
00:11:40,658 --> 00:11:42,096
I actually don't feel that bad.

302
00:11:42,225 --> 00:11:43,836
I mean, the way Eric canceled
on me yesterday?

303
00:11:43,966 --> 00:11:46,490
- He clearly doesn't care.
- Yeah, about that...

304
00:11:46,621 --> 00:11:48,014
Eric didn't actually
cancel on you.

305
00:11:48,144 --> 00:11:50,147
He just pretended to cancel.

306
00:11:50,278 --> 00:11:51,626
Why would he do that?

307
00:11:51,756 --> 00:11:53,019
Because Sam is a psychopath.

308
00:11:53,106 --> 00:11:54,803
Because he wanted
to surprise you.

309
00:11:54,977 --> 00:11:56,674
I can't believe this.

310
00:11:56,849 --> 00:11:58,373
So I cheated on Eric?

311
00:11:58,503 --> 00:12:00,027
With my backup ghost?

312
00:12:00,157 --> 00:12:03,246
- Booyah. Suck it, Sass.
- Here's the thing.

313
00:12:03,421 --> 00:12:05,640
We think what happened
between you and Sass falls

314
00:12:05,770 --> 00:12:10,037
in this dreamy, ghosty,
gray area.

315
00:12:10,124 --> 00:12:11,995
So, wait.
Eric's still coming to propose?

316
00:12:12,125 --> 00:12:14,215
- Yes.
- And you don't think I need to tell Eric

317
00:12:14,389 --> 00:12:16,433
about the whole
hooking up with Sass thing.

318
00:12:16,565 --> 00:12:18,261
Ah. We just feel like
it's going to hurt him.

319
00:12:18,393 --> 00:12:19,960
It does. It hurts.

320
00:12:21,004 --> 00:12:23,398
- Eric?
- I'm in the box.

321
00:12:29,707 --> 00:12:31,797
- Surprise.
- Wait.

322
00:12:31,927 --> 00:12:33,059
Where's the dishwasher?

323
00:12:33,234 --> 00:12:35,105
Oh. Uh, I installed it for you.

324
00:12:35,235 --> 00:12:37,063
Oh, damn it. He's a good guy.

325
00:12:37,150 --> 00:12:40,023
I just got an email
from the dishwasher.

326
00:12:40,110 --> 00:12:42,330
Said it's starting
the rinse cycle.

327
00:12:42,460 --> 00:12:44,375
Yeah.

328
00:12:44,505 --> 00:12:46,202
Programmed it.

329
00:12:51,860 --> 00:12:53,036
I-I can't believe you hooked up
with a ghost the night

330
00:12:53,167 --> 00:12:54,690
before I was gonna ask you
to marry me.

331
00:12:54,777 --> 00:12:57,039
Past tense.
Not looking good, Samantha.

332
00:12:57,126 --> 00:12:58,519
I was upset.

333
00:12:58,693 --> 00:12:59,869
I was expecting a proposal,
and then

334
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:01,523
it seemed like
you weren't coming.

335
00:13:01,653 --> 00:13:04,307
Eric, please.
I don't even care about Sass.

336
00:13:04,438 --> 00:13:05,918
I felt like we shared something,
but I understand

337
00:13:06,048 --> 00:13:07,528
you're making a point.

338
00:13:07,658 --> 00:13:09,792
Babe, the dishwasher's asking
if we have any rinse aid?

339
00:13:09,922 --> 00:13:11,533
I'm sorry, Bela, but

340
00:13:11,663 --> 00:13:13,926
your attraction to ghosts
is really triggering for me.

341
00:13:14,057 --> 00:13:16,494
I need some space to think.

342
00:13:21,586 --> 00:13:24,414
Hmm. So what am I telling
the dishwasher?

343
00:13:25,807 --> 00:13:28,941
It's the night we've all been

344
00:13:29,072 --> 00:13:30,465
waiting for!

345
00:13:30,595 --> 00:13:32,249
It's fight club!

346
00:13:33,903 --> 00:13:35,251
In this corner is...

347
00:13:35,426 --> 00:13:37,732
Isaac!

348
00:13:37,863 --> 00:13:40,344
Boo!

349
00:13:40,475 --> 00:13:43,520
We love the boos, 'cause
they fuel your inner rage demon.

350
00:13:43,652 --> 00:13:45,783
Yeah, well, what if you don't
have one of those?

351
00:13:45,957 --> 00:13:47,830
And in this corner, it's...

352
00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:50,572
it's The Trunk!

353
00:13:54,923 --> 00:13:57,534
I thought
he was a support column.

354
00:13:57,665 --> 00:13:58,710
Now fight!

355
00:14:01,408 --> 00:14:02,758
- Yeah, I can't do this. I can't do it.
- What?

356
00:14:02,845 --> 00:14:04,019
- I can't do it, Pete.
- Isaac.

357
00:14:04,193 --> 00:14:04,976
- It's not gonna happen.
- Isaac.

358
00:14:05,152 --> 00:14:06,240
- What? What?
- Isaac.

359
00:14:06,370 --> 00:14:08,024
You're always telling stories

360
00:14:08,154 --> 00:14:10,025
about how you surrendered
in this battle or that battle.

361
00:14:10,157 --> 00:14:11,331
- Uh-huh?
- But if these people are gonna

362
00:14:11,418 --> 00:14:13,246
follow you,
then you need to be a leader.

363
00:14:13,376 --> 00:14:14,899
- And I know there's a leader in you.
- Oh.

364
00:14:14,986 --> 00:14:16,163
You got this.

365
00:14:16,336 --> 00:14:18,120
Thank you, Peter.

366
00:14:18,251 --> 00:14:20,601
I guess it's true
what they say, huh?

367
00:14:20,775 --> 00:14:24,432
The bigger they are,
the harder they fall!

368
00:14:27,434 --> 00:14:28,913
Oh...

369
00:14:30,698 --> 00:14:33,441
It's so much better as a spectator.

370
00:14:40,709 --> 00:14:42,580
There we go, Mr. Tree.

371
00:14:43,625 --> 00:14:46,889
And we'll give you
a happy little friend there.

372
00:14:47,019 --> 00:14:48,890
That's nice. That's very nice.

373
00:14:49,020 --> 00:14:51,153
Oh, love
what you're doing there.

374
00:14:51,284 --> 00:14:53,024
Oh, great. It's Sass.

375
00:14:53,155 --> 00:14:54,852
Well, you know what?

376
00:14:55,027 --> 00:14:57,246
Now these are all
sad little trees.

377
00:14:57,378 --> 00:14:58,422
I don't know what that means.

378
00:14:58,596 --> 00:14:59,902
What do you want, Sass?

379
00:15:00,076 --> 00:15:00,990
You're interrupting
my Bob Ross dream.

380
00:15:01,163 --> 00:15:02,339
I want you to forgive Bela.

381
00:15:02,426 --> 00:15:04,211
Okay, so she had
a meaningless hookup

382
00:15:04,341 --> 00:15:06,125
in a dream.
Is that really so threatening?

383
00:15:06,255 --> 00:15:07,778
Very much so.

384
00:15:07,865 --> 00:15:10,129
Some women are into pool boys
and personal trainers.

385
00:15:10,259 --> 00:15:12,131
Well, mine's got it bad
for ghosts.

386
00:15:12,219 --> 00:15:14,264
Eric, don't throw away something

387
00:15:14,394 --> 00:15:16,484
just because of
a misunderstanding, okay?

388
00:15:16,658 --> 00:15:17,875
You can still save this.

389
00:15:18,006 --> 00:15:20,009
Well, why do you care so much?

390
00:15:20,139 --> 00:15:22,533
Because I'm in love with
this roamer ghost named Joan,

391
00:15:22,663 --> 00:15:24,927
and all I want to do
is tell her how I feel,

392
00:15:25,100 --> 00:15:27,625
but I can't,
because I'm stuck here.

393
00:15:27,755 --> 00:15:30,628
I'm sorry, man.
That's... that's tough.

394
00:15:30,715 --> 00:15:32,934
It is. But you can go
for what you want.

395
00:15:33,065 --> 00:15:34,283
And that is such a gift.

396
00:15:34,370 --> 00:15:37,591
So if you want
to marry Bela, go for it.

397
00:15:37,678 --> 00:15:39,332
Oh, honey,

398
00:15:39,462 --> 00:15:40,985
it's beautiful.

399
00:15:41,116 --> 00:15:42,509
You show real promise.

400
00:15:42,639 --> 00:15:44,293
Oh, this is my mom.

401
00:15:44,424 --> 00:15:45,947
Uh, Mom, this is a ghost who
hooked up with my girlfriend.

402
00:15:46,077 --> 00:15:47,818
Oh. Nice to meet you.

403
00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:49,821
Pleasure.

404
00:15:51,301 --> 00:15:53,259
- How you feeling?
- Humiliated.

405
00:15:53,389 --> 00:15:55,523
Defeated, embarrassed.

406
00:15:55,653 --> 00:15:57,611
A failed politician.

407
00:15:57,698 --> 00:16:00,309
The reject of a group so reviled

408
00:16:00,484 --> 00:16:03,530
they were locked away
and left to die.

409
00:16:03,660 --> 00:16:06,054
That's us. Little tip?

410
00:16:06,186 --> 00:16:07,926
If a man's opening a door
for you,

411
00:16:08,057 --> 00:16:09,493
but holding a hammer
and shouting,

412
00:16:09,624 --> 00:16:12,278
"Get in the pest house,"
that is not chivalry.

413
00:16:12,365 --> 00:16:14,759
- What are you doing here, Nancy?
- Look, Isaac,

414
00:16:14,932 --> 00:16:18,153
obviously, you didn't win,
but you showed guts.

415
00:16:18,284 --> 00:16:19,460
Literally.

416
00:16:19,547 --> 00:16:21,331
At one point,
he ripped out your spleen

417
00:16:21,461 --> 00:16:22,854
and held it up like a trophy.

418
00:16:22,941 --> 00:16:24,986
That was so cool.
The Trunk's a showman, you know?

419
00:16:25,073 --> 00:16:26,553
Oh, yeah.

420
00:16:26,683 --> 00:16:28,337
Did you just come here
to glory in my defeat?

421
00:16:28,511 --> 00:16:31,775
I came up here to tell you
you earned my respect.

422
00:16:31,907 --> 00:16:34,169
You earned everyone's respect
in the basement.

423
00:16:34,301 --> 00:16:35,866
- I did? - Sure, The Trunk wiped
the floor with you.

424
00:16:35,998 --> 00:16:37,913
But you took him on.

425
00:16:38,086 --> 00:16:39,653
And you never gave up,

426
00:16:39,783 --> 00:16:42,700
which is what being
a basement ghost is all about.

427
00:16:42,874 --> 00:16:45,094
How so?

428
00:16:45,225 --> 00:16:46,616
I don't know, man.

429
00:16:46,748 --> 00:16:48,052
Do you want to keep
living down there, or not?

430
00:16:48,139 --> 00:16:50,577
- I do.
- Well, then,

431
00:16:50,664 --> 00:16:53,407
enough laying around
on this poofy princess pad.

432
00:16:53,537 --> 00:16:56,061
Let's get down to the basement.
Your public awaits!

433
00:16:57,105 --> 00:16:58,542
Did you hear that, Peter?

434
00:16:58,716 --> 00:17:00,413
I have a public.

435
00:17:00,543 --> 00:17:01,937
I'm happy for you.

436
00:17:03,591 --> 00:17:05,635
So, what did I miss today?

437
00:17:05,767 --> 00:17:07,855
Ooh, there was
a big gurgle earlier.

438
00:17:08,029 --> 00:17:10,944
We think it may have been Sam
shaving her legs in the shower.

439
00:17:11,118 --> 00:17:12,685
Ooh. About time, right?

440
00:17:12,773 --> 00:17:15,818
Yeah, winter months are lean,
gurgle-wise.

441
00:17:15,905 --> 00:17:18,170
Bela?

442
00:17:18,258 --> 00:17:21,173
What are you doing here
so early?

443
00:17:21,260 --> 00:17:23,959
I couldn't sleep, so I thought
I'd just start work.

444
00:17:24,087 --> 00:17:26,002
Diving into labor
to avoid emotional pain.

445
00:17:26,134 --> 00:17:27,962
This is why
our best workers were orphans.

446
00:17:28,093 --> 00:17:29,790
I'm so sorry, Bela.

447
00:17:29,964 --> 00:17:31,749
I just can't believe
I have to start all over again.

448
00:17:31,836 --> 00:17:34,403
Even if I met someone tomorrow,
then what?

449
00:17:34,535 --> 00:17:36,231
It's a year
before we move in together.

450
00:17:36,405 --> 00:17:38,365
And then another year
before we get engaged.

451
00:17:38,494 --> 00:17:39,974
Then we have
to plan the wedding,

452
00:17:40,061 --> 00:17:43,457
and then it's, like, three
more years before we have kids.

453
00:17:43,586 --> 00:17:46,198
I just don't want to be
back at the starting line.

454
00:17:46,373 --> 00:17:48,288
I hear you.

455
00:17:48,461 --> 00:17:51,682
But in all that, I didn't hear
you mention Eric's name once.

456
00:17:51,813 --> 00:17:53,075
What do you mean?

457
00:17:53,204 --> 00:17:54,816
I get that it's scary
to start over.

458
00:17:54,945 --> 00:17:56,644
But if avoiding that
is the reason

459
00:17:56,773 --> 00:18:00,734
you want to marry Eric,
maybe... you're settling.

460
00:18:00,821 --> 00:18:02,605
Maybe? Was that in dispute?

461
00:18:02,737 --> 00:18:04,826
What if I was settling?
Is that so bad?

462
00:18:04,955 --> 00:18:08,046
Yes, it is, Bela,
because you're the best,

463
00:18:08,176 --> 00:18:09,961
and you deserve the best.

464
00:18:10,092 --> 00:18:12,181
Oh, Jay.

465
00:18:13,703 --> 00:18:16,490
Oh. It's too bad
these two are siblings.

466
00:18:16,619 --> 00:18:18,970
If they were cousins,
I'd really be rooting for them.

467
00:18:19,101 --> 00:18:21,364
I guess I have to officially
break up with Eric.

468
00:18:21,494 --> 00:18:24,192
Ugh. That's not going
to be a fun conversation.

469
00:18:24,324 --> 00:18:25,325
I'm here again.

470
00:18:25,412 --> 00:18:27,805
- Oh, hell no.
- This again?

471
00:18:33,115 --> 00:18:34,682
Oh, I'm... I'm not produce.

472
00:18:34,811 --> 00:18:36,552
I'm so sorry, Eric.

473
00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:38,642
Eric, what do we do?

474
00:18:38,772 --> 00:18:41,123
Do we just stay in here?

475
00:18:41,252 --> 00:18:43,820
- Are your parents here?
- Yeah, I flew them out for the proposal.

476
00:18:47,128 --> 00:18:48,826
- Surprise.
- Hey, guys.

477
00:18:48,957 --> 00:18:50,914
Good to see you
out and about, Steve.

478
00:18:51,088 --> 00:18:52,568
So, sweetie,

479
00:18:52,742 --> 00:18:54,354
what do you want me to do
about the hot air balloon?

480
00:18:54,483 --> 00:18:56,660
We should probably
let the company know?

481
00:18:56,834 --> 00:18:59,358
Oof. I've seen bodies get cut
to tiny pieces

482
00:18:59,445 --> 00:19:01,143
and dumped in the East River.

483
00:19:01,317 --> 00:19:02,839
This is more painful to watch.

484
00:19:08,628 --> 00:19:09,804
Jay, what is all this?

485
00:19:09,891 --> 00:19:11,587
It's a do-over.

486
00:19:11,719 --> 00:19:14,025
We're in the Bahamas, and...

487
00:19:14,199 --> 00:19:16,027
we're drinking this.

488
00:19:16,157 --> 00:19:17,376
Okay.

489
00:19:17,507 --> 00:19:19,509
- I miss drinking.
- Right?

490
00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:23,034
A cocktail and some of
my roommate's ADHD pills?

491
00:19:23,164 --> 00:19:24,688
Pretty nice little Tuesday.

492
00:19:24,862 --> 00:19:26,864
Okay, I think
this is going to take too long.

493
00:19:26,994 --> 00:19:30,477
Um, we finish it, and
there's a ring at the bottom,

494
00:19:30,564 --> 00:19:33,784
and you're like, "Oh, my God."

495
00:19:33,914 --> 00:19:36,482
Would she be like that, or would
she be passed out on the floor?

496
00:19:36,569 --> 00:19:38,267
Okay, so,

497
00:19:38,441 --> 00:19:41,269
I had to dig deep
into my old Yahoo account

498
00:19:41,401 --> 00:19:43,403
to find my original proposal.

499
00:19:43,490 --> 00:19:45,143
Come on, buddy.
We're rooting for ya.

500
00:19:45,273 --> 00:19:48,756
"We may not have found
a Charmander in Pokémon GO,

501
00:19:48,885 --> 00:19:52,324
"but I found something
even better in real life.

502
00:19:52,412 --> 00:19:54,935
"A Sam-mander.

503
00:19:55,066 --> 00:20:00,375
"And unlike Tom Brady's football
in the AFC Championship game,

504
00:20:00,462 --> 00:20:03,509
my love for you
will never deflate."

505
00:20:03,640 --> 00:20:05,294
Okay, I forgot
how reference-y this was.

506
00:20:05,424 --> 00:20:07,209
Let me just skip to the end.

507
00:20:09,124 --> 00:20:11,647
I love you, Sam.

508
00:20:11,734 --> 00:20:14,215
I want to spend the rest
of my life with you.

509
00:20:15,259 --> 00:20:16,958
Will you marry me?

510
00:20:17,087 --> 00:20:19,089
Yes.

511
00:20:19,263 --> 00:20:20,743
And this is the proposal

512
00:20:20,830 --> 00:20:22,789
that I had always dreamed of.

513
00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:25,792
But what really matters is
I get to spend my life

514
00:20:25,880 --> 00:20:28,622
with the most wonderful man
in the world.

515
00:20:32,103 --> 00:20:34,540
Jay, you got fireworks?

516
00:20:34,714 --> 00:20:36,759
Yup.

517
00:20:36,933 --> 00:20:39,067
They were Eric's,
but he forgot to cancel them.

518
00:20:39,197 --> 00:20:41,503
Anything for you, babe.

519
00:20:48,380 --> 00:20:52,427
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520
00:20:52,515 --> 00:20:56,387
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521
00:20:56,563 --> 00:21:00,480
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